Jersey Shore

Ocean City 2010! I visited with Jen's family in Ventnor, something i do almost every year. Jen and I jumped off the roof of the house into the bay to swim. We played monopoly too, which was really great because I won in record time. Uncle Scott started calling me Mr. Potter which I thought was really funny. Then I was dropped off at Ocean City where my family was with the other family we hang out with.

My Aunt Sandy's brother John is here and he is such an annoying politician type. He's sleazy. He talks about all the things he's done and the women he's been with and it's so obnoxious. He, like his sister, goes on for fifteen minutes on how they hate fat people and he mentions Obama health care at least once a conversation. And when the flood in Pakistan came up in conversation he said: "I think it's great. You know why? Pakistan is full of Muslim extremist weirdo's. They deserve to die. you know why? when the Brits divided India they sent all the Muslims to Pakistan and the Hindu's to India. Smart move I think, cause now we got rid of a whole bunch in one foul swoop with this flood." What a dirt bag. and his plan for criminal justice? Just lock all criminals in cells and give them the supplies they need for suicide and they'll eventually just off themselves. it's less expensive! I have to try so hard not to say something and fight back. He's the type where it doesn't matter what I say he'll always talk right out of it and do his best to make me look like an idiot. I just feel bad for his one and half year old who has to live with him. John's getting a divorce and I can see why if this lady has any sense at all. But the beach is nice as long as I keep my mouth shut and my ipod charged.

Yesterday I went for a 40 block beach walk with my exercise crazy aunt. I felt great afterwards, but on the way back me and my cousin were just walking together and this huge family of about 60 people were lining up for a picture. The crazy uncle (there's one in every family) called out to me to take the picture. I obliged and he had me take like 10 pictures. then he ran up and told me and my cousin to get in. He got us to lay out in front. Haha one day they'll look back and be like "who are those people?" Anna and I were so scared, but he was really pushy. then they invited us to come up and have some food and the crazy uncle offered me a beer. luckily by that point my aunt showed up and told them we were underage and we went back home.

Ahhh the jersey shore, what a place.