The Art of Being Invisible

You start by ceasing to talk to people. Not in an abrupt manner, but gradually. Then you get a little frosty so that they keep away. But remember not to make an impression with this cold shoulder, a chill that keeps them away but doesn't make them think about why you're so mean.

This step is crucial- don't look sad or upset, just neutral. For some this may be difficult, so here are a few tips: When asked a question, give a neutral answer that is cliche but slightly happy. For example, if asked why you seem so quiet tell them you're "super tired from a family party you went to last night... all those cousins, you know how it goes." Avoid drab clothing, try to look like everyone else, with clothing no one would comment on just for conversation. And if ever asked where you got something, say Macy's. It's neutral and has very little to talk about in it.

Next, keep up an appearance of business so you aren't stuck in a social situation. This won't go on very long though, just until you are considered never available and they forget about you.

If possible, get a job in a nondescript field, like "accounting" and always answer questions about it with vague, somewhat self-depricating responses.

Be sure you go to a large school and get a room mate who loves to party- this way they will go out all the time and forget about you after the first few invites. Another up side to this choice is that you will over hear some excellent gossip when they forget you are in the room and listening to their loud phone conversation.

With these tips, and some practice, you'll be invisible in no time. People won't even get out the way when you say "excuse me". The key is to be as boring and nondescript as possible, keeping everything casual and forgettable. Good luck!