Thursday, May 23, 2013

Don't judge

Did I mention that I've taken up smoking cigarettes? I never really smoked, except when drunk before I went to Europe. Then it was just always around so I just kind of assimilated. I wasn't like a peer pressure thing, it just felt socially right.

Anyway. I smoke around a pack every two or three weeks, which is like less than 1 a day. Though most of the time I don't smoke unless I'm at work on my break with my coworkers or out with this guy I like who smokes. (Side note: smoking after sex is like, the best thing ever. I don't know why even non-smokers don't just exclusively smoke after having sex. It's the best high in the world, smoking and melting into each other in the after-glow. It's magic.)

I'm hoping its going to help me in this new anti-carb regime. Whenever I get that crazy binge feeling, I just go have a quick smoke, and it mostly clears up. I'm also trying chewing gum and hot tea, but smoking has been most effective.

Basically, I need to pull out all the stops if I want to look hot in a Halloween costume this year.



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